Wash Me Labels?

A mattress pad that tells you when it needs cleaning?
( Under the cover )

Somehow the notion of sheets and perhaps eventually other clothing having a built-in guide to "Wash Me" seems like a major step forward to me.

Writing Excuses: The Half-Year Episode Guide

Since we have a half-year of episodes . . .
( Open, sesame? )

Odd that they've never done Fantasy, isn't it? Guess Brandon doesn't like to talk about it, maybe :-)