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Why would anyone turn six to nine gun barrels, a bayonet, and a grenade on one poor little bug trying to read a newspaper?

If you had read "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates,"  you would know that rule 37 says "there is no 'overkill',  there is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.'" So what if that bug wouldn't harm a fly - after open fire, it won't harm anyone! Just a wisp of smoke where the beams crossed . . .

Right now, over at http://store.schlockmercenary.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=P%2DR37 you can get a special signature print from Schlock Mercenary to remind you and your friends of this simple principle.

Go ahead, visit http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ if you don't know the story, but don't forget, these posters are going fast, so get yours now!

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